Calling in sick to work because you are too tired and sore from dancing the night before.
Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.
Can also be used when a stripper hurts herself on the job.
Person1: why weren't you at work?
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.
Person2: couldn't make it. I was out all night at the club. I had to call in and use twerkman's comp.
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Friend 1: You moved on from your last girl yet?
Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*
Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
Friend 2: Yea, take a look *shows picture*
Friend 1: Damn that bitch compact
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No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
No, really, the campaign tool that worked for Bush in 2000. (Of course, he didn't, technically, WIN, but y'know, he came close enough.) But pretty quickly he realized that, with Tom DeLay running Congress and the media busy taping its own mouth over, he didn't have to do the whole "compassionate" bit.
"Gee, I like that compassionate conservatism Bush practiced."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
"When was that? When he cut taxes for the rich while emasculating our social programs? When he denied birth control to AIDS-stricken Third World countries? When he killed thousands of innocent people in a meaningless oil-war?"
"Uh... good point."
by MarkusRTK October 16, 2004
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Me: I don't know. What does your moral compass tell you?
Me: I don't know. What does your moral compass tell you?
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It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
It is a cube with hearts on the sides given to you in the valve game portal. You use the cube in only one level and it is shortly thereafter incinerated, yet its small appearance has gathered a cult like basis.
I hit your mom last night, like she was the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
The cake is a lie, unlike the Weighted Companion Cube.
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