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Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.
Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.
by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010
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Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.
This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!
by Systemfx May 5, 2011
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competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
by cteno4 April 26, 2015
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competitive balance

Competitive balance is a concept used for good game making in multiplayer, player versus player games where different characters have different stats.

Basically, no single character type will be better than the other character types.

So if the character types are warrior, archer, and mage, a game that maintains competitive balance will have archers beat mages, mages beat warriors, and warriors beat archers for example.

Note that this is a generalized concept. An archer could theoretically beat a warrior in a fight in the above example, but generally, warriors will have the advantage over archers.

Also known as Elemental Rock Paper Scissors when elements are involved.
*Playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl*
"So who are you gonna be?"
"I like Meta Knight. I'm gonna be him."
"Are you crazy? He breaks competitive balance he's so over powered!"
by suntan50 March 30, 2016
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Comfeating

UGHHHHH. I'm so stressed, I've been comfeating all day.
by mehhhhhhheh December 13, 2016
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Complainger

Michael: "I'm not gay"
Person: "STFU you're such a complainger"
by Converge July 14, 2017
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Competitive Cucking

The act of a couple both engaging in the act of cucking at the same time, trying to cuck more than their partner or spouse.
"My wife and I started competitive cucking, I overcucked her last night!"
by RyuzakiL April 24, 2018
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