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columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.
My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.
by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017
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Columbus, ks

pedophile central. tweakers everywhere... bad for small town
Chomos everywhere in Columbus, KS
by TwoTokez420 January 17, 2025
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Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!
by opeake January 18, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
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Columbus giving

When you share or loan an item or property to another person, then they use it for awhile, and now it's theirs.
Greg: "That was cool you let Jim use your chain saw."
Me: "I shouldn't have. I have a feeling I'm going to end up just Columbus giving it to him."
by Kenai Penisulove February 12, 2015
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Columbus Creamball

The Columbus Creamball is the act of filling a balloon with many mens semen then making a small hole inside the balloon as to make it pop easier then throwing it at a person in the attempt the make the balloon pop resulting the the recipient being covered in the semen that was inside of the balloon
Me and my girl wanted to spice up out bedroom life so you know I had to pull out the Columbus Creamball on her
by Hawk tuah the 35th August 11, 2024
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Columbus and Washington

Analog TV is Columbus and Washington. Digital is now the way to go.
by Milt Alwin June 30, 2009
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