colton

a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
colton has a massive cooter
by hannahgothoes November 30, 2019
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Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
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Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.
eeeeew that kid is so Colton.
by Bill sucks May 03, 2022
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he will brake your heart. he is cold, mean, and rude
girl 1: ugh colton just called me ugly...
girl 2: oh no! he's such i jerk!
by creamyblood October 19, 2020
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Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
by TheStupendousOne June 04, 2022
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A redneck who ducks other rednecks
Besides that they aight
by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021
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A guy who loves the 80s and is probably nicknamed shaggy, who cant tell when or why people like him and cant see the point in trying to make friends. Despite this hes very loving and doesn't enjoy being dumped. loves bowling and has a huge dick but to ugly to get to use it
man colton is a loser
by shaggypilgrim January 29, 2019
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