Colton

A homeless guy who steals fridges and lives in his laundry room.

That’s so Colton!

by John Luigi’s June 5, 2019

Colton Kundinger

One who acts to know everything about cars.
He claims he is the master with cars.
Will tell you how to make your car faster.
Tries to give advice on cars.
Will tell you his rsx is fast.

Tells everyone what oil to run.

Nut swings off weld wheels.

You’re acting like Colton kundinger with telling me what to buy for my mustang.

by T clay June 19, 2019

abby and colton

An inseparable couple, a very freaky intimate couple that will be together forever

Abby and Colton are a great couple I wish Zach and I were like them

by Ac4217 May 1, 2018

Colton Bowling

A fat ugly ass mother fucker that loves to ride dick and fist his ass hole. He loves to ride his bfs dick and put his balls in his ass.

Is that a killer wale with legs? Oh wait it’s Colton Bowling

by Madison kids are bomb January 3, 2020

Colton Philips

Colton Philips Is A Fat Cousin Cummer Who Eats cinabon of his cousins willy and enjoys it thoroughly enjoys this activty. He is also built and shapped like jabba the hut

The fat guy smash his cousin in Must be a colton Philips

by swaggyboiGammer January 5, 2020

Colton

Colton is a nice guy when you first meet him. After a little but he will turn on you. He starts with lies and then he cheats on you with the girl you hate.

Friend: Hey Colton just said he cheated on you
Me: Oh My God he is an Asshole

by Volleyballgirl2005 April 4, 2020

Colton

Colton. The worse name you can ever give your kid. They are the mostly a douchebag and make fun of people lower than him. If you date a colton beware. And even though his looks are good, trust me the true side will show.

"Uuuuuh, I dated colton and he was such a douche.

by Fuck him hes a douchebag April 16, 2020