Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

by Xevetixn September 1, 2022

Colombian Cleanse

Obtaining diarrhea via food poisoning from a vacation abroad, and having lost body weight in the process

"The Colombian Cleanse is amazing"

"We got back from the Caribbean, and managed to get the Colombian Cleanse along the way"

by spicyaf January 18, 2023

Colombian landslide

A post-coffee shit…usually with a sense of urgency

Dude that cup of coffee I just had tasted like it was brewed with toilet water…I think I feel a Colombian landslide coming.

by Clever Satan February 13, 2023

Colombian Tip Snorter

When the tip of the penis is inserted in to the nostril of your significant other right before ejaculation, causing them to “snort” it.

“Hey girl he was doing me last night, and he pulled a Colombian Tip Snorter”.

by Hairycuck69 February 23, 2023

Colombian push pop

The act of dipping the head of the penis into cocaine before sticking it in the anus

If you don't want to snort the coke, let me give you a Colombian push pop!

by Sgt Lenny April 29, 2023

Colombian cold

Symptoms similar to that of a cold. More specifically, the congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge. Which causes a terrible sore throat.

Oh god, I feel like absolute sh*** I’ve woke up with a Colombian Cold from all that Yayo last night.

by VDawgWhitDaHog July 22, 2023

Colombian Snowblower

When your eating cocaine out of your partners ass, and they fart causing a cloud that looks like snow being pushed out of a snowblower.

Dude I was eating nose candy out of Tina’s ass, when she farted giving me a Colombian snowblower

by Mplostinkorea May 20, 2023