Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Nickname for Eric Trump.

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.

by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020

cockdickpenis

The extension of the word "cockdick" by adding another noun for a part of a male: the main component of the genitalia, Penis.

Generally used to express excitement, or suprise.

Also used to describe someone who is just a plain douchebag, when using the word douchebag just isn't enough.

1) "Holy shit you're driving wayy to fast. AHHH!! SHIT!! BALLS!! COCKDICKPENIS!!!"
2) "Dude, I can't believe you'd have sex with my mom in my bed. You knocked over my hamster cage and it fell into the heating vent! My whole house smells like hamster burrito, you cockdickpenis!"

by Wald. T. Fawke April 12, 2010

Cocksucker

A person watching porn while while driving an 18 wheeler.

That cocksucker drove 286 miles in the wrong direction , watching porn.

by wildchild17 January 31, 2017

Cocksucked

A person those cock has been sucked to the point of erection.

Never been cocksucked... what a shame.

by Boooong October 8, 2008

shitfaced cocksucker

shitfaced and cocksucker combination

Phil is a shitfaced cocksucker. So is his mom.

by fyrehart February 19, 2005

Allen the Cocksucker

Kid from Albuquerque who enjoyed licking boners.

Allen, no, please do not slobber on my winky.

-Allen the Cocksucker

by jokerman15 January 1, 2012

cocksick

Heavy shit. A.K.A. really vile, graphic, life-changing experiences...

"We saw the most cocksick car crash today, the guy beheaded himself through his own windshield."

by Diggerdowntrigger September 4, 2006