cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

Cockrocket

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.

Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.

by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008

water cockroach

A large marine crustacean commonly seen in the aquarium at the front entrance of Red Lobster.

Would you like some lobster?
No thank you, I will pass on eating a water cockroach.

by Fubar Amen August 6, 2009

cockrat

a species produced when a penis and a mouse or rat mate and have a son. this son looks much like a cross between a cock and a rat, therefor, it is a cockrat.

"Crikey! Today, we're huntin' the New Jersean Cockrat today on the Croc Hunter! OI!"

by kzos June 17, 2003

cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB January 14, 2017

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010

Cockrocker

To fuck while playing Guitar, an act popularized by the band Afghan Banana Stand.

Screw Guitar Hero, lets play Cockrocker!

by Vondervoff August 18, 2008