married cock block

n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.

n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.

v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.

Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.

by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007

Falcon Cock Block

1. To break every rule in the book of man and completely stop a person or persons from achieving sexual intercourse.

"Hey Matt Let's take these fine ass bitches back to our hotel."

"Dude I would but the gate guard won't let them on base."

"Dude we did we just get Falcon Cock Blocked?"

"...yeah..."

"Epic..."

by ṰỐḇẎtheὮ March 14, 2009

cock block

when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

cock block

what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.

girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize

by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005

Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.

Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010

philosophical cock block

When you've come up with a great idea only to realize someone else came up with it before you

"I was about to post my definition for masturbae when I found out that someone else already created one. What a philosophical cock block!"

by Dr. Dob Doblinson March 17, 2015