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beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.
Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.
by I am God himself September 27, 2012
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clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.
"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"
by MaddyK April 3, 2006
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Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
by h22acd December 13, 2010
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cleavage furrow

The band of microfilaments during cytokinesis in cell division that splits the two daughter cells' membranes in half. Biology teachers everywhere are laughed at after teaching this word during class.
Biology teacher: "And during cytokinesis, the cleavage furrow begins..."
John: "HAHA, she just said cleavage!"
Alex: "Yeah, haha, I love this class bro!"
by DarkSilentHero December 15, 2013
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Prison Cleavage

When a dude in prison intentional shows the top of his ass by sagging his pants/ wearing a short shirt. Intended to attract lovers like when women show off their cleavage.
Inmate 1: Daaaaamn bro, did you see the top of Tyrell's ass just now.

Inmate 2: Oh hell yeah. Thas some nice prison cleavage. I'ma rape his ass good tonight.

Inmate 1: Lucky...
by ak2215 August 17, 2015
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Crystal clear

by Crystal_clear February 3, 2010
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Cleavage

I'd like to learn more about the Battle of Fort Sumter but unfortunately the teacher decided to seat me right by Amy and her cleavage.
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