Cincinnati Monkey Toss

Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.

My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.

by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008

Chinchillin

A form of extreme chilling, that requires the ability to slow heart rate and take on the most extreme relaxation state with mates.

Can only be performed by the most accomplished chillers.

Rat: Alright Jamie, What you upto mate?

Jamie: Just Chinchillin with my boys Will and Dec.

Rat: Oh okay, thts fair too advanced for me, have a good one!

Will: Yeh do one mate

*Chinchillers high five each other and return to a state of chilling

by Cathatron December 16, 2010

CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY

The act of atleast 3 members (2 if your flexible) all on hand's and knee's making a circle. All participants then place cheetos into the anus of the person in front of them, then eat them without using their hands. This can be done for pleasure or competition. Pleasure is obvious. Competion is a 30 second race to see who can eat the most cheetos. Multiple cheetos is not only allowed but encouraged. It is said that the man this is named after could take and eat 10 cheetos at the same time.

Mr.Jone, Mr.Tyler, and Mr.Allen were racing. Mr.Jones jumped out to a early lead doubling up on the cheetos. He quickly petered out. Running neck and neck down to the wire. Mr.Tyler squeaked out the victory with a last second push. Making Mr.Tyler the CINCINNATI HOLY COLEY champion.

by 50yen June 22, 2011

Chinchillin

Hanging out, being relaxed and mellow. This is done preferably with a real chinchilla. (a pet not a coat)

I was chinchillin last night, just smokin a bowl and my chinchilla picked up a nug and hopped off with it! Total buzzkill man.

by Chinchillindude January 19, 2013

Cincinnati Switch

When a woman tries to drunk rape you. You stick a lit stick of dynamite in her vagina and yell "Cincinnati Switch!" and jump out of the nearest window.

Colleen was being a bitch so i pulled a Cincinnati Switch

by Kansas City Shuffler December 7, 2010

Cincinnati Stretcher

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

by Pineswood January 21, 2011

Wet Chinchilla

A mixed drink created by "Nick" in Towson, MD. It consists of equal parts Tequila(owing to its Mexican rodent name), Blue Curacao( making it "wet" and giving its blue color), Vodka, Apple Schnapps, and Sour mix. The equal nature of its constituents makes it easy to employ in large volumes.
This potent mixture can be served as a cocktail or a shot. Despite it's tropical blue hue, the Wet Chinchilla pulls no punches and will catch up to you if you let it. It's as tasty as it is strong. Girl's love the color but it is by no means a "girly" drink. Order a "Wet Chinchilla" with caution.

1. Louie and I passed the blue jug of Wet Chinchilla to random partygoers.

2. Bartender! Two Wet Chinchillas over here!

by N.J.K December 26, 2007