cumen

1)Semen stains left on a pool table after sex.
2)A type of seasoning

1)"No, don't play on that table, can't you see the cumen stains on it ?!?"
2) "This recipe calls for fresh cumen, go scrape some off of the table upstairs."

by scooby70392 February 23, 2008

Cement Mixer

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

Cimantha

The most fun, out-going, crazy, random, adventurous, weird, exciting girl anyone will ever meet in the history of forever. She sucks at math and history and most other subjects. Good at everything and will never back down to a challenge and gives it her all. Often stuborn and can get out of any situation. Friend for life with natural inner and outer beauty! Loves turtles and will fight for what she believes in. Determined and never gives up. Loves to sing, dance, and perform. Absolutely positutely extraordinary!!!! <3 A lot more info but not enough time to write it all! :)

Cimantha is a great friend!
and
I really wish Cimantha were at this party, she'd make it so much better!

by Da Ganster May 5, 2011

drink a cement milkshake

to man-up and get over a problem you're having

Richard's friend kept whining about his girlfriend leaving him so he told him to drink a cement milkshake and harden the fuck up.

by Prodmod September 11, 2010

crimeny

it is the same thing as jesus christ, shit, fuck, damnit, or any other obscene curses

james- shit i just fucked up your hair cut
kid getting haircut- crimeny james
you fuzzle winkle
james- sorry

by jefferylucille February 18, 2009

Cement merchant

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008

cementeelambsartion

1)of or pertaining to just about anything. drinks, numbers, objects, people, food, etc.

2)a poor defenseless lamb being constantly sucked into a vat of cement.

"on my way to work i lost my cementeelambsartion with that hooker."

"1,2,skip a few, 99, cementeelambsartion."

by the el flaco April 6, 2009