Sugar Coated Christmas Trees

What really good marijuana looks like.

That weed is so dank; it looks like sugar coated christmas trees. Lets smoke it!

by brandon2k9 May 19, 2010

christmas

An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?

Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas!

by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003

christmastreeing

when you randomly fill in answers on a multiple-choice test.

I don't know any of the answers, so I'm just christmastreeing this bitch!

by oh no it's not June 16, 2007

christmas sniper

That person that gets you an xmas gift unexpectedly, and you didn't get them a gift. its why you carry generic gifts around at xmas time.

Dude 1, merry xmas, here I got you something.
Dude 2, oh snap, I have your gift in the car, let me go get it.
Dude 3 near your car, good thing you had that gift, that tool is a christmas sniper.

by Jacy C December 22, 2008

Christmas Storied

When you get on top of somebody on the ground, with them on their back and punch them repeatedly. Ralphie did it to the bully in Christmas Story.

"Last night some guy threatened me at the bar his ass ended up getting Christmas Storied."

by SickBoyPunk February 27, 2009

Christmasomnia

A case of insomnia that one gets only on the night leading to Christmas Day. Christmasomnia is usually caused by the excitement of getting to open presents; a person gets so excited they can't fall alseep no matter how much they may want to and it makes the night seem that miuch longer.

Man, I had Christmasomnia so bad last night. I wasn't able to sleep 'til I had opened all my gifts and messed around with them for a while.

by TehDoc January 20, 2011

Christmas drizzle

Get your peeped very hard, dip it in glue pretending that it is peepe juice. Next shred wraping paper and sprinkle it on your peepee and go ooga booga some friends.

come for some Christmas drizzle

by Krooty May 6, 2018