Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
Get the Chrismug. The kid brother in family guy. Chris could also be the name of many people you can remember from highschool. Usually you will remember this kid for having an unasually small penis. Chris could also be a popular baby name. name that lasts forever.
Hey chris was so funny last night in family guy.
Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
Hey you remember that dude from highschool, chris,
yeah
he had a tiny penis
by coolguy 12090 May 26, 2007
Get the Chrismug. 
A useless fat fuck sack of shit that doesn't contribute nothing to society, has a small dick and huge titties
by LiberalsAreRetarded June 5, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is so-so. He usually has thinning hair on the top of his head and looks kind of like an egg. He acts like a know it all and tells strange stories of his childhood and young adult years. He makes jokes that makes everyone around him uncomfortable, but no one ever tells him how bad he actually is. People tend to avoid him due to the discomfort his lingering gaze causes.
by meeeeep May 16, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A fucking jerk that loves attention! He cheats on girls. He wants all of the attention but nobody gives it to him.He slaps girls ass’s and is a HOE he is usually friends with other perverts and is a pervert himself. Usually one who dates a lot of women at once.He doesn’t care what other girls are feeling he does anything he wants anyways!
If I were you I wouldn’t date a Chris believe me ur life will be full of drama
If I were you I wouldn’t date a Chris believe me ur life will be full of drama
by JustAOrdinaryPerson c: October 17, 2017
Get the Chrismug. 