choda-book

A sex manual or porn magazine that depicts actual sex.

Playboy is NOT a choda-book

by Dane Brooke April 7, 2008

choad biter

Derogatory term. An asshole. A douche bag. One who bites a choad. Implies homosexuality.

That douche bag is a choad biter.

by obiwan-jacobi January 31, 2010

Choad

A person who is dumb

"Man that guy is such a choad! He thinks 3x3 is 6!"

by jiffylube March 9, 2009

Chodalatio

To lick, suck or stroke ones own or someone else's choda with the purpose of bringing them to orgasm

" I performed chodalatio until he came on my face"

by Chodamaster December 16, 2003

chodalicious

The quiality of being short and fat/wide. Usually used when describing penis's.

This muffin is particularly chodalicious

by Rory Gordziejko April 20, 2005

Chodak

A commonly used Tibetan name for a guy. Usually has long arms and legs, and can pummel anyone that messes with him. A tibetan slang for lanky

"Oh man that Chodak is not a tank"

by Foot Massages May 23, 2010

Choad

1. A penis that appears to lack a shaft.
2. A shaftless penis.
3. A penis head that emerges from pubic hair and the genital sack without a visible shaft.

After skinny dipping, Richard's choad made all the ladies snicker.

by ElyVader September 22, 2010