chinese hook

The act of inserting a finger into a sex partners anus and crooking the finger to stimulate/hold them still during oral sex. Based on Chinese hook shaped sword of same name.

My equestrian girlfriend finds oral sex ticklish so I use the Chinese hook to keep her from scootching off the hood of my car.

by drooliussneezer April 7, 2015

Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!

I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!

by Nat the ripper, and the toots. May 12, 2018

Chipism

The action of being fat/obese due to above average food intake. Used as an insult in most cases. British slang.

Yo that guy definitely got diagnosed with chipism, seriously bro, look at him.

by Faze Jemsabu November 24, 2018

Chinese pussy flute

A Chinese pussy flute is when a dude is fucking a girl in the pussy and then sucks her pussy like if her pussy was a flute

John: hey dude Frank did that Chinese pussy flute to Jen

Ben: yeah dude he said it fucking hot

by Dan McSour February 9, 2021

Chinese Joint

An inexpensive, off-brand radio such as a Luiton or Baofeng used primarily for listening to Suffolk County fire frequencies by someone too frugal to purchase a Motorola or a proper scanner. Chinese joints should never be used for transmitting, only receiving due to their low transmit power and tendency to bleed across multiple frequencies.

"Hey man, where's that Chinese joint?"

by AWeb740 September 5, 2022

Chipette

A special person or friend that is really cute and looks amazing

-created by Katy breg

Hello Chipette you look stunning

by Chipettekate March 23, 2023

Chipset

The mindset to eat chips on an hourly basis. It doesn't necessarily need to be chips, but can mean unhealthy food in general.

Joan gained 40 pounds last year, he has that chipset.
Bro why didn't you reach your bulking goal, you have a weak chipset

by Nouri2 May 24, 2023