No fat Chicks

Rule #1

Donny was gunna go for that whale across the bar. But then I reminded him of rule #1. Which was, "No fat Chicks"

by Druskioneone11 January 15, 2009

Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.

"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

chinese pride

Nationalism of the Chinese people
China is:
-one of the oldest nations
-largest population
-fastest growing and 2nd largest economy
-largest and 2nd strongest military
-unique culture and diveristy
-most spoken language (mandarin)
-4th largest tourist attraction
-dominates in sports (won most gold medals in 2008 olympics)
-nuclear superpower
-most univeristies in the world
-largest manufacturer with "made in china" products everywhere
-3rd largest auto industry
-most powerful country in the east
-3rd largest movie industry

chinese pride is everything I listed above!

by Chinanation April 20, 2011

Chinese chicken salad

The act of disposing of or ejecting an annoying female by inserting your thumb into her anus and index finger into her vagina and pinching her like a pair of chopsticks in order to lift her up.

"The bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up so I gave her a Chinese chicken salad right out the tenth story window!"

by Iddudes November 3, 2009

Chinese Field Goal

A play in American Football where in the team comes out in field goal formation, and the holder pulls the ball up and looks to pass the ball to the kicker who is running down field.

"There's not much time to go, I say we go for the Chinese field goal."
"You're fucked in the head. Kickers don't catch. They kick."

by Black Pope September 17, 2011

Chinesium

A type of low quality steel , typically in tools. Most samples are low quality mild steel, or overhardened carbon steel. A good way to tell if an object is made of chinesium is checking the stamp. If the stamp says "H.S.S.", "HSS" or similar and is labeled "Made in China/Taiwan" it is probable chinesium. Another way to see is if it breaks or becomes dysfunctional very quickly.

Damn, that drill bit is dull as heck and it snapped in half... Definitely chinesium.

Wow, look at those chinesium screws. They are already stripped.

by IanTofu January 14, 2019