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Ear Cheese

When one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. It it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.
Damn!! Thats some funky ear cheese!!!!
by Charger Chick April 4, 2005
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sleeve cheese

Fat, lumpy, cellulite-ridden arms.
Look at the sleeve cheese on that fatso!
by mbm September 14, 2008
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canned cheese

Super deliciousness in a can. Take the cap off, push the nozzle, CHEESE COMES OUT LIKE MAGIC!!!!!!!!! How can that not be entertaining? Then afterwards spread it on some crackers!!! YUMMMM
Person 1: Gimme some canned cheese.
Person 2: ok (squirts in person 1's finger).
Person 1: yum.
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene
I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
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chili cheese fritos

A warning sign that the girl you just had sexual intercorse with might have a STI or STD. You can tell a girl has this condition if her coochie smells or tastes like a gas station bathroom.
John: (scratches dick) “I ate this girl out and it tasted like Chili Cheese Fritos .”
Mike: “Bro, see a doctor.”
John: (fucking dies)
by Steve Calzone October 28, 2020
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Biggie Cheese

A rapper from the movie Barnyard that has become a meme from a furry roleplay where they invite over Biggie Cheese, and he walks in and says hey, and proceeds to have a 3some with them
*Bigge Cheese Walks In*
"Hey I'm Biggie Cheese"
by Hanzzz November 29, 2016
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Chocolate Cheese Grater

When a man takes a firm shit and uses a cheese grater to grind it over a woman's face. The man may then proceed to ejaculate on top as icing on the cake.
Man 1: Dude I totally pulled the chocolate cheese grater on my girl last night!

Man 2: No way dude! Did she like it?

Man 3: Ya except she still has chunks of my shit in her hair.
by kakmasta April 6, 2009
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