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Charles Dickens

One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
by dickensfreak February 18, 2011
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Ray Charles-ing

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A sex act; where in which after preforming fellatio the female will spit the semen at the males eyes and scream "GEORGIA ON MY MIND!" while punching him in the shin (given he has one).
"Oh girl he may be into super soaking ho's...but tonight I'll be Ray Charles-ing that half-breed."
by m. marrara April 4, 2008
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James Charles

James Charles: HIIIIII SISTERS!!!!!!
Adoring inferior sisters: OMG ITS QUEEN JAMES
by AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA June 1, 2018
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Cape Charles

A self defined ghost town, with a population that barely cracks a thousand, in this town your either old and rich or black and poor. Good luck trying to find a girl in this town that's worth anything because, if shes smart she already left before you got there. The town's economy hang's on for dear life from three things fisherman, a golf course that tries to be fancy, and tourism (god only knows who would want to go there). With the outstanding variety of things to do, like go to Food Lion and McDonald's or Fish there's no limit to the amount of boredom you can experience.
John: Dude I just found out I'm moving, thank god.
Mark: That's great man, your finally getting out of Cape Charles .
by . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . November 20, 2011
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careless lumberjack

When a male releases a large turd into a shallow toilet. The turd makes contact with the bowl before being pinched off, falls forward, and smacks the man in the back of the scrotum.
I was expecting to drop a log cabin, not get bludgeoned by a careless lumberjack.
by ryan_anarchon October 1, 2008
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Sir Charles

A great blow job. Derived from the conversation between Charles Barkley and a police officer during his now infamous DUI stop on December 31, 2008. According to the officer who wrote the report,

"He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."
Girlfriend: "tell me what you want tonight. I want to please you baby."
Boyfriend: "Baby, I want a sir Charles tonight!"
Girlfriend: "What the hell is a sir Charles?"
Boyfriend: "A BJ. Not just any BJ...but, the best one I have ever had in my life!"
by Juggernaut 12 February 19, 2009
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Charles

Usually funny people who care about their hair a lot... If you see a charles, be their friend. (Ps. Their usually Canadian)
Hey Charles
Charles: Hi! Is my hair messed up?
No its fine
by FANGMARK21 March 29, 2015
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