Caesar

The shredder
A man you can trust
A guy that will go the extra mile to make sure everyone has a good time
A guy that is known for beating that slampiece between the legs with his hard eight.
A guy that knows no boundaries when drinking and acts like a fool
The most crusty of the crustacious
A solid dude that will fuck your mind with his mental cock of intelligence.

Caesar....badass

by Crustacious Nigg January 2, 2011

Caesar Non Supra Grammaticos

Used as an opprobrium to blatant malapropism, that is blindly defended through self delusion.

It derives from a Roman Emperors speech at the Council of Constance in 1414. The grammarians opposed his incorrect usage of a word.

Teacher: Who here has had a Epiphany?
Student: You mean 'an' epiphany?

Teacher: please, I am the teacher here.
Student: wow, Caesar non supra Grammaticos..

by Lynxed June 19, 2016

Julian Casablancas

Hottie lead singer of The Strokes. A virgo, his birthday is August 23rd 1978. So, he's a year and 4 days older than I am!! Which is perfect for me.

He's the most beautiful man I've ever seen with the most AMAZING voice!!

I don't know what these other girls are talking about be he only has eyes for me. Deal with it. ha!

I would bathe in Julian Casablancas sweat anyday.

by Jehne January 31, 2004

Casa Grande Highschool

A highschool in Petaluma, California, that's the only place where there are the same number of Latino's and white students, but still a small community of racists

Dude 1: "hey dude, we're playing Casa Grande Highschool tomorrow!"
Dude 2: "that place where they planned to have a pool but never did?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, the one that's recommended the same as analy"
Dude 2: "heh.. Anal..."

by C1oCkW0Rk December 9, 2016

Golden Caesar

The act of removing pure white bedsheets from a bed, wrapping them around a girl (making a toga), doing her up the butt, and then peeing all over her as soon as possible (you need to get flacid, bitch)

I want to give my history professor a Golden Caesar

by UCSD April 28, 2003

cock caesar salad

1. In a completely and utterly drunken inebriated rage it exist as a threat from a heterosexual male to a heterosexual female. It is used to degrade the opposite sex for rejecting sexual advances and/or potential acts of pleasure.

2. Following through with the aforementioned threat. It is the act of combining crisp romaine lettuce, fresh parmesan cheese, semen, dingleberries, and grundle grease into a large stainless steel salad bowl then forcing a females head into the bowl to make sure she gets her helping of vegetables and cock.

1.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, are your roommates gone?

Nicole: Yeah, why?

Ryan: Well I'm feeling pretty loose, and I was thinking about a quick handy.

Nicole: Eww, no way Ryan you're drunk!

Ryan: Whatever you dirty hood rat, I'll give you a cock caesar salad!

2.

Ryan: Hey Nicole, I brought you dinner.

Nicole: What is it?

Ryan: It is a nice hefty load of cock caesar salad! Enjoy bitch!

by Tsmudge09 May 5, 2009

casa

your homebase, your sanctuary

do you want to go home?
CASA! CASA!

by PakMan December 13, 2003