basketball card

An imaginary permit that grants you permission to play the game of basketball. Methods of obtaining this "card" are unclear, however it is well known that this license can be revoked for poor performance on the court.

Tucker: "Ron, you can't play no mo, you stank. Gimme yo basketball card."
Ron: "Man... *Walks over and holds out hand, then draws back as Tucker's hand reaches proximity*...sike bit!

by TheBirdManYeah January 12, 2008

Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.

(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".

by Thedarkark September 1, 2009

.play.boi.carti

A really hot person who loves carti and stuff and has a drawing pinned on her wall

Wow .play.boi.carti is so hot and has amazing tiddies 😩

by .play.boi.carti October 12, 2021

Blox Cards

A Capitalist regime forced upon by Big Burly chairman to stop people from speaking, Not gambling, and saying bad things about the Blox cards game.

This really is a Blox Cards moment, literally 1984

by Roadkill Mc Bufflefungs December 10, 2022

Bahiyyih Card

Bahiyyih card refers to having the impact to make the final lineup of a survival show, ranking No. 1 in 115 countries despite not being given enough screen time. Most often used when survival show watchers are desperate for their picks to make the final lineups,

Praying that (Insert name) will pull a Bahiyyih Card.

by Neuville August 24, 2023

Backwards reverse card

If someone says no u and you say no w and they say reverse card you have one option to use and that is backwards reverse card

Ur mom gay
No u
No w
Reverse card, i win
no i win
What
Backwards reverse card
Oof

by The kink of king October 16, 2018

Black Man Credit Card

A 9mm handgun used for the sole purpose of a black person getting his/her way by stealing shit. Cannot be used by a person of another ethnicity because they dont like to steal, only black people do.

Jim: "Here ill pay the tab"
Daequon: "No its okay i got it with my credit card yo"
Jim: "Your black man credit card"
Daequon: "Yeee"
(Pulls out handgun)
Daequon: "Give me all yo money kracka"

by loganf221 June 4, 2010