My cousin told me about his friend from up north that used to get drunk pull something he called a "Canada's History". He said it only works when you're drunk though, otherwise you won't be able to hear the moose call you "buddy".
by tekjansen February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by Interfade February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by badandy2021 February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.
My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.
by Colbertsoldier February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by LightsGoneWild February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.