Canada's History

When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.

The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose

Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?

by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010

Canada's History

The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's history.

by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

Dan performed Canada's History on Cindy last night...wow.

by Interfade February 4, 2010

canada's history

a depraved sex act performed with moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

mary was so good at performing canada's history that the red wings don't really try anymore.

by badandy2021 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.

I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.

No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".

Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.

by The Truth by the Chosen One February 6, 2010

Canada's History

Hoser slang term for anal sex with a beaver while fantasizing about Stephen Colbert.

I totally had Canada's History with that furry mammal over there. (But he looks taller on TV.)

by LightsGoneWild February 4, 2010

Canada's History

When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.

My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.

by Colbertsoldier February 4, 2010