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When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.
My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.
by Colbertsoldier February 4, 2010
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