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Canada's History

A sexual act, where a man takes a dump on a woman's face, makes her give him and blow job, and then after he cums on her face, he pees in her mouth.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what Johnny did last night? He did the Canada's History on that biatch!"

Dude 2: "Oh snap my good friend!"
by Canada'sHistory February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

the sexual act of pouring maple syrup on ones genitals while sticking moose antlers in your ass and urethra while singing Oh Canada
yesterday joe and i canada's history'd all night long with this homeless man
by mtw800 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A seriously depraved sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Hey baby I wanna do something really kinky... how about a lil Canada's History?
by umpa lumpa master 45 March 15, 2010
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Canada's History

Lamest magazine in Canada. And Canada has no history anyways.
Steven Colbert- "Canada's history can suck my beaver."
by AbsoIuteZero February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The Act of a 5 man anal sex line that ends ejaculating into a moose's anus all while singing "o canada"
Colbert (ie Canada's history)
by Cubs fan12313 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act which American's don't know much about. It most often involves a bunch of pussies that nobody cares about. It used to be referred to as "the beaver."
-"Did they just perform Canada's History?"

-"I really don't give a shit."
by CanadianBeggin' February 4, 2010
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