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He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.
I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas
Callum by Oohyeahdaddyuh July 10, 2022
The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.
Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him
Callum by killlists August 18, 2022
Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.
Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan
Callum by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 29, 2022
Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.
Callum by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
Also see gigachad. Massive legend. Not afraid to break a neck or two in football. Timewasting expert. Single for life!
Slightly alpha but working on it. A very interesting person as you can tell. BTW he has a footlong!
Callum is a gigachad.
Callum is single but always ready for a good night in
Callum by FanpageofAH September 22, 2022
The most amazing gay person you'll ever meet. He is sweet and kind but has the ability to be a right asshole sometimes. Really sensitive, especially when it comes to Fortnite and coming out. Loves to take it in the backdoor.
Callum is one of the good types of gay people.
Callum by JammyDodger21 October 9, 2022