Callaptis

Someone who is very gullible, and gets frustrated when they don't understand a joke.

Person 1: hey Jeff , you're such a Callaptis!
Jeff: what's a callaptis?
Person 1: you're a callaptis!
Jeff: no I'm not, you're not funny. Stop calling me a callaptis!
Person 1: Haha Jeff, you're a big fat callaptis

by Motherteresaaaaaaa February 23, 2022

Callan

A god among men that's gets unlimited bitches

Is he a callan

by A callan April 9, 2022

Callan

Callans be showing you a tik tok. Callan be ignoring you on his phone. This do in fact be Callan.

He showed me a tik tok the other day and then ignored me after I the tik tok was over. Must've been a Callan.

by wordsarentreal78 April 15, 2022

Callahan

a guy who tends to be egotistical, attention seeking and hypersexual, often unintentionally manipulating the people around him.

"Dude, he's such a Callahan, he fucks everything that moves and blogs on tumblr about how much he wants to unalive."

by hawkedeadsky May 31, 2022

Callagher

Sam can’t speak pwopewy

Callagher, Mol Famee, Awsenew

by crafter97 June 15, 2022

Callahan

A very rural area in North East Florida, which is full of Republicans who are racist, homophobic, and transphobic old men. Which has a lot of weird like churches with a population of little under a 1000, And The Highschool is full of racist 14 year old ROTC kids who think bullying LGBTQ+ kids as a hobby

Oh you live in Callahan.
Yeah I been targeted for being Transgender.
Aw man that sucks.

Have you been to a church
Yeah they are pretty sibling couples there
Callahan Florida is also a horrible town in Fl.

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 22, 2022

Callahan

A shithole in Northern Florida with racist and homophobic republicans, who drive pick up trucks and flip off people of color. The children at the high school are demon spawns and clearly grew up here, so they pick up racist traits, and have horrible taste in music food.

Aw you live in Callahan. (Jacksonville resident)

Unfortunately. (Me)
Callahan is a town in NE Florida

by EdelieMoloney69420 June 23, 2022