Californication

Embracing the superficial lifestyle Hollywood projects. Doing so often leads to valuing the fake, superfluous, and materialistic things in life over what is truly important. What every socialite in the City of Angels would have you believe is the one true way to live.

Mitch needs to quit watching Access Hollywood before he gets sucked in by Californication.

by SergenWil May 11, 2010

California Doorknob

when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.

"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."

by nickopatamus October 16, 2008

Californian Snowball Fighting

Throwing rocks at somebody in California because we fail to have snow here.

Did you see Lauren hit him with that rock?! This is why I love being in California! Californian Snowball fighting ftw!

by Andyrew004 April 25, 2010

California tan

A uniform tan with no tan lines, achieved by sunbathing naked wherever the hell you want in California.

I'm going to Baker Beach to work on my California tan today.

by seairahh October 4, 2012

California left

The method of turning left on a street that forbids left hand turns. You drive through the intersection, turn right at the next intersection, and continue around the block with two more right turns until you end up going in the left-hand direction you wanted to travel in the first place. So named because of 19th Avenue in San Francisco--a long stretch of road that forbids left hand turns.

Sara: I want to head into the Sunset district, but I can't turn left.
Andra: Just make a California left at the next light.

by SGirl November 10, 2005

california state of mind

A play on the phrase "new york state of mind"; the act of thinking, acting, and possessing the traits of a true californian. Such characteristics include frequenting the beach, using slang known only to true californians, eating beach cuisine like acai bowls, or operating a vehicle like a california driver. Most people with the california state of mind are not afraid to set trends or act differently than non-californians because they know deep down the californian way is always right (excluding the economy). Having a California State of mind is closely tied with being under the influence of californication, and can be seen in one's laid back, dgaf-like personality.

That dude totally has the california state of mind; he listens to trendy indie music in the car while eating a california burrito, talking on the phone, and going 85 mph on his way to ocean beach.

by erieee June 19, 2010

california juicebox

when a guy/girl urinates inside of a vagina then eats it out

he pulled a california juicebox and she never knew until she stood up

by cantaberry March 19, 2010