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João Calado

Someone who is very funny and is perfect in every aspect possible
You are very João calado
by Stradinha June 22, 2020
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CARMINE CALA

best male filmier out there

male vs male
" hey man have u seen the latest video that CARMINE CALA and JOHNNY SINS made, its awesome"

"yea dude i watched it all last night, best iv seen"
by johnny fukin sins June 21, 2021
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The Cacaman From Morrocco

The Cacaman from Morrocco is an urban legend centered in the realm of ancient anime culture. The cacaman was known for being a man who threw SHIT at people until they were dead. He would then eat their shit-stained, lifeless bodies and devour the shit to gain more power and grow in size, as he is made by shit.
Zesty Best Friend: Bro who was that? Did you tap me on the shoulder?

Seductive Best Friend: Nah bro, I think it was The Cacaman From Morrocco
by Halfskx July 1, 2022
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calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.
that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve
by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009
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calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway
I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."
by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010
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Calabrese

An Italian last name derived from the region of Calabria. People with this last name are typically fighters and will defend their honor no matter what. They typically live in the regions of New Jersey and Maryland. They are semi famous around those areas. The name is now given to (been passed down and mixed with different races/ethinicities) people who are like .5% Italian and 99.5% Irish, but they claim the Italian side because everyone knows Italians do it better. Some are a part of the mafia. If you are a Calabrese, you are lucky.
Person 1: Aye that bad shawd is a Calabrese
Person 2: She's ugly

*both laugh*
Calabrese: BITCH THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY?!?!? *with machine gun*
*Person 1 and 2 run off*
by KNOWDAGIRL March 28, 2013
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calab

a dumdass person that talks gay
by h3nti hub October 8, 2020
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