Caillou

Caillou is a piss baby little shit whi thinks he can get whatever he wants but he can't why? Because he doesn't deserve hair food or love.

Mom:Caillou just cause you hate your brother for being our new top priority since he's a new born doesn't mean you can hurt him

Caillou:*demon schreeches*

by Ummm idk what to put here March 9, 2021

Caillou

The spoiled shit in the TV show; Caillou. He has no hair, not because of a disease like cancer, but because he has AIDS. He has 69 other STDs like Clamitia, and herpes. This is why he is always bitching like a little shit about everything

Stop being such a Caillou, ya fucking piece of shit

by TheKooolKid March 19, 2021

Caillou

A controversial Canadian TV show centered around a 4-year-old boy of the same name who constantly throws tantrums and whines... and always ends up getting what he wants through guilt-tripping and is never punished for some reason.

I'm just a kid who's four
Each day I grow some more
I like exploring
I'm Caillou
So many things to do
Each day is something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning
Changing each day
With mommy and daddy
I'm finding my way!
Growing up is not so tough
'Cept when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou
Caillou
Caillou
I'm Caillou
That's me!

by Kapi Fan August 12, 2021

caiela

caiela is kinda weird but like not too idk man. she eats toe nails and drinks passion tea lemonades from starbucks.

but fr tho we love her

“omg I want to date caiela”

“sorry shes only into white hockey boys”

by kurapikaswife May 28, 2022

Caitlime

Caitlime is the second shortest person in the world-almost impossible to see with the naked eye.

Many scientists have studied this rare, short phenomenon called Caitlime.

"Have you seen Caitlime?"

"No..She jumped off my microscope:( "

by ninerrr August 25, 2022

Dirty Caillou

When you’re in FULL FORCE Caillou mode throwing a temper tantrum over a girl not showing you her feet, or taking feet pictures for you. So you take her disabled amputee sisters prosthetic leg, because it’s the best thing to real life you’ll ever get, fuck your best friends girlfriend with the prosthetic foot while your cat watches. Then end up dating all three, plus your cat. While eating a pickle.

Fuck Kyle just pulled a DIRTY CAILLOU!! ... AGAIN !

Damn it Kyle... not the Dirty Caillou .. put the prosthetic foot down and help her back into her wheel chair !

by Kyles favourite admin June 3, 2021

Dirty Cailyn

A dirty Cailyn is only for the legless. You start by spitting on the dick, then you begin to spin on the dick, putting your arms out and becoming one as a helicopter. Right as he’s about to cum, you just get up and leave. But with your arms of course, army crawling, because you have no legs.

Man Mary gave me a dirty cailyn last night and her thighs shook so hard they fell off

by Catsarenicee August 28, 2022