Cafly

When you try to write Carly, but your sausage fingers types out Cafly instead, and your lazy ass autocorrect on your Blackberry doesn't correct it and the name sticks.

Fuck it, your name is Cafly from now on

by Not George Chadstanza May 6, 2018

Caffin

A term usually used to insult someone. This person should be fat, stupid, gay, retarded, weird, lazy, and/or awkward to be with. Also could be used to describe someone who is not there for things.

Shut up, Caffin. You would know, but you weren't there!

by Wii7036 January 20, 2009

caffeine poisoning

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.

Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.

by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009

caffeine

A wonderful stimulant and vitamin that is an essential part of everyday life for those who would like to avoid sleep, or just be generally more productive. Diety, ritual, and drug rolled into one.
Caffeine.

Bawls, coffee, jolt, some teas, jolt gum, mountain dew, diet coke, amp, red bull, etc.
ThinkGeek.com sells a lot of alternative sources, but then again, 7-11 does too.

by CaffeineHead January 19, 2005

cafre

Puerto Rican saying; meaning low-class or really tacky behavior. Often displayed by trailer trash.

Ay mira! The behavior of those cafre gente es sin virguenza (the behavior of those cafre people is without shame)

by Laktaysha Coonbottom October 18, 2003

caffeine drip

the constant need to have caffeine in your system; life becomes (more) difficult to deal with. caffeine is your best friend.

"man I'm so tired, hook me up with an IV caffeine drip."

by gwhizross May 26, 2008

Caff me up

1. What one says when in question from someone who offers to get a drink for them, to imply that the one in question does not care what drink the one who is offering gets, as long as the drink contains Caffeine.

Joe- "Hey Liz, I am going to go into 7-11 to get a drink, want anything?"

Liz- "I'm tired and need to finish these exams, Caff me up"

Joe- "Hey, I got you some Sprite"

Liz- "You Dick"

by Eraserkid November 15, 2009