Crook House

A large group of "DrugRunners" that pwn all other "drugrunners" by stealing everything they produce.
Crook house members generally congregate in "irc" making large buys of sorts and sniping newbs and n00bs.
A gaming cartel for an online drugrunning game.

"Damn, I just got pwnt by crook house again!."

by a local crook November 04, 2008

Crooked Letter I

The borough of Staten Island, located in New York City. The crooked letter being S and I obviously being I to equal SI which is the abbreviation of Staten Island.

"In the Crooked Letter I it's do or die, every man fights to stay alive" - Method Man, "Crooked Letter I (feat. Streetlife)"

by Anonymous August 15, 2004

crooked in ya grill

when someone mean mugs you.

or giving someone a dirty look

EX:why are you lookin at me crooked in ya grill

by matt_heard September 08, 2009

Crooked Up The Ass

Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.

Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."

by shwat September 25, 2007

deli style crooks

clerks that give you the wrong amount of change, fake bills, or foreign coins

I scraped up some chedda around my house and went to the store and bought some bread, until the deli style crooks tried to get me.

by CaLiii January 22, 2007

Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit

Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower

by LilRy aka Reaper January 24, 2019

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 27, 2011