The torrid result of when a woman has eaten a fast-food burger saturated in grease and laden with ketchup, onions, mayo, and cheese. After she's digested the food, the resultant odor eminating from her vagina could quite possibly kill the frail or infirm, though it may also induce hunger and a desire to locate the nearest McDonald's in some people.
"Dude, I was making out with her in my Z28 when all of a sudden I was like 'oh shit, did I drop a burger in here last night or something?' Then I realized it was burger cooch."
"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."
"I went to go down on her, but as soon as I got those pants off it was like I was face-to-face with a rancid fucking burger. She had burger cooch, man. Oh, jeez, everything still smells like onions to me..."
by don_tardo August 1, 2009
Get the burger coochmug. A disease in which females experience rapid hair growth, especially in the pubic region, and they start to unwillingly mimic the howl and movements of a gorilla. This often results in a a cross breed mating season between gorilla and human.
Jennifer got Gorillas Cooch while she was in Zimbabwe. Now she’s trying to mate with gorillas at the zoo.
by jake warren roberts April 26, 2019
Get the Gorillas Coochmug. Designed to be a 'safety' word, to pull out, when a couple are having a stupid fuckin' argument over essentially nothing at all.
In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.
In this context, a cooch refers to the asshole of either partner.
by the real mirroring cockhead March 18, 2009
Get the cooch-therapymug. a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.
"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".
by Courtney R. Klein November 16, 2007
Get the Gooch Coochmug. 1.Another word for vagina
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
2.What you'd call an emo kid
3.When someone pisses you off, the only word that doesnt really make sense but effective
4.Substitution for the word dueche, in the name calling fashion
you:Nathan c'mon get off the computer
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
Nathan:no fuck you!
you:all you do is play computer games all day dont you wanna go and hang out with friends and smell the fresh air?
Nathan:ehhhhh....
you:whatever you're such a cooch pocket
Nathan:mmm mhmmm....
by mexiCANDO October 20, 2008
Get the Cooch Pocketmug. by Kaffas December 26, 2011
Get the Cooch Beltmug. *talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.
Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*
Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.
Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!
Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.
Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
Kitty: Yeah.
Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.
Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*
Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.
Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!
Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.
Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
Kitty: Yeah.
Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*
by Rose R. November 24, 2009
Get the cooch guardmug.