Coconut Smoothie

The act of placing cocaine on a penis and as the male ejaculates, the recipient orally injests the semen-cocaine mixture.
He gave me a coconut smoothie after we came back from the rave.
by ReneaWithAnA June 26, 2021
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Coconut snowball

When a man is receiving oral pleasure and at the point of ejaculation his partner sneezes, 'blowing back' the semen onto his testicles and thus making them look like the coconut snowball snack.
I was full on enjoying my blowie last night but the damn bitch sneezed at the last minute giving me a bad case of the coconut snowballs.
by louboopdidoo April 14, 2016
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Coconut rice

An Asian homosexual or heterosexual individual who identifies as a white person, however is of Asian heritage.
I went over to his house, but he wasn't Asian at all, he's just a coconut rice that doesn't accept his Asian heritage.

I'm actually into sticky rice, not into coconut rice.

Sorry, I don't take my shoes off, I'm actually coconut rice.
by UVPdx November 19, 2020
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The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.
SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN
by defined.com November 22, 2022
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blowing the coconut

When someone gives you a blowjob and you release coconut “cum” out
Me: what did you and your girl do last night?
Friend: she was blowing the coconut and it went everywhere!
by coconutblower69 December 2, 2020
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coconut brain

1:Describes someone who is so empty-headed, or stupid that it seems that there are no more braincells in this persons head, that this persons head can be described as a coconut, which is a blank empty fruit.

2:Another meaning: no thoughts in ones head.
1:He's been rambling on about cocomelon for an hour, such coconut brain activites.
2:Dude, shes been staring at the abcs for 10 minutes now, its giving coconut brain activites.
by lvsersxvii October 1, 2023
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Prolapsed Coconut

A sex position where one person is curled up in a ball similar to a coconut and is ruthlessly railed by another person until they cause their genitalia to prolapse.
Yeah dude, I totally participated in a prolapsed coconut last night. Couldn’t fucking walk for hours
by idk broski, microwaves yea? February 21, 2021
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