Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.

Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.

by Ian December 7, 2004

clutch baller

someone who preforms well under pressure

I'm a beast at Basket ball...Na son u a clutch baller

by Harpawan Gill April 20, 2009

clutchbus

An automobile on which only riders of supreme 'clutch' can ride on. You have to have either the balls to clutch on 1v5's, or the skill to pinpoint and domeblast a noob in the face. It is an Invite Only vehicle, and it can not be hacked.

koL: Gus, three tangos... 5 remaining and you're the only one left. Can you ride the clutchbus?
Rebel7163: GOOBI , teh uber cannon! you get a free ticket on the clutchbus... that was ill domeblasting on those T's!!!

by Gabor Mechtler January 21, 2008

Double Clutch Sauce

Double Clutch Sauce is an amazing combination of BBQ sauce along with Blue Cheese dressing AND Ranch Dressing, mixed in a bowl and used for dipping anything from chicken wings to pizza.

This could be the greatest thing ever when hungover or drunk.

alternate pronunciation (Double clutch Sowse)

This is a variation of the original Clutch Sauce

Yo, grab me a chicken wing. And you better dip it in some double clutch sauce!

Q: Do you like to dip your wings in BBQ sauce, Ranch, or Blue Cheese?
A: Dude...give me all three..its the double clutch sauce!

by ConeCrewCarl May 20, 2010

pulling through in the clutch

- to perform when most needed, to come back from losing to win because of one persons surprise excellence.

All of a sudden they threw the football to the 10 year old and he ran all the way to the endzone, kid pulled through in the clutch.

by shady guju September 17, 2005

clutterbuck

A loud noise akin to a metal dustbin full of cutlery falling down some stairs.

Did you hear that band? Their bassist was making a right clutterbuck.

by Smite the Unbeliever April 2, 2011

Clutch

Clutch; - Perfect, Exactly what is needed, (also used like "score" or "awesome", as an exclamation.)

ie; "Thank god there is a gas station right there, were almost on empty bro"

"Clutch!"

ie; "Dude I just found $30 in my pocket! Hella clutch!"

by JustinOBuchanan March 21, 2014