clidget

a clown midget

Richy, do not hire clidgets for the party some people are scared of both clowns and midgets.

Picture Warwick Davis from the Leprechaun dressed up as a clown.

by R. Vejonats January 24, 2010

Cliffjumper

A Plot device That is a repaint of Bumblebee That always Dies, I'm not kidding.

Cliffjumper: Hey can I not Die all the Time?
Hasbro: No fuck you

by TransfomerFan64 July 16, 2021

Clive Owen

Quite possibly the most arousing man to ever kiss on screen. Expletive, this man makes me want to pound.

Oh god, if these people insist on PDA, they could at least involve Clive Owen.

by Sarica Mibley January 3, 2006

Clinomania

Clinomania is the "wanting to stay in bed all day".

(John)What are you doing man?

(Jake) Nothing,just dealing with my clinomania.

by Love Keeper April 20, 2016

clickbait

A cheap tactic used to gain views. Common types of clickbait are misleading titles (You Won't Believe What Happens Next!) or more recently with the rise of custom YouTube thumbnails, misleading thumbnails-most commonly boobs.

1) There are so many clickbait articles here. Who writes this stuff anyway?

2) Anything from Flashgitz. Seriously.

by Pitchy May 22, 2016

clit paper

The little piece of toilet paper that balls up when a woman wipes after peeing that stays in the clit / lip area and eventually dries up, falls off /out and you find it on the floor later on.

I found some of my girlfriend's clit paper on the floor again….

by Tallyguy43 August 5, 2014

Cookie Clicker

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)

Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE

by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013