crusty cheeto

A dildo that's been used many times without being washed therefore becomes crusty.
Dude I found my moms dildo and man it's one serious crusty cheeto
by Penilechode July 26, 2017
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President cheeto

Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.
Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!
by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021
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Cheeto dick

A behaviour altering syndrome developed by those riding theTrump train and as a result, exhibit symptoms of racism, sexism, and homophobia among other forms of xenophobia.
My friend Todd has developed a bad case of cheeto dick since he started watching Fox news.
by Doctor slaps May 01, 2020
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Bag of Cheetos

What you want to say to somebody over the internet. Its effect is as if someone used a racial slur. The offended party proves that they are, in fact, a bag of cheetos and are worthy of such a title.
Person: I don't know. I still say Donsld Trump is the worst president ever

You: Shut the fuck up, you bag of cheetos!

Person: What did you fucking call me?!

Hey, watch out for this troll. He's just a bag of cheetos!
by The guy who is a person January 07, 2019
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blue cheeto

When you bang a blue waffle
When Jimmy bangs a random blue waffle and faces the consequences, because he is desperate, and ends up with a blue cheeto:
by Eyeofdali August 02, 2020
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Gay Cheeto

Alex's cat is such a Gay Cheeto
by dslkdsfkldk November 23, 2017
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