A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
by Interfade February 05, 2010
by badandy2021 February 05, 2010
Like the history of Moosing, Canada's History is a beaver dense story of like the act of breeding geese, beavers and a Canadian. It is commonly practiced by the people of America's Hat and is shunned by the rest of the body. Started in 1867 when America's Hat was made, the acts caused some of the following events: Bigfoot, Swine Flu (or H1N1 whatever you like,) super herpes, Russian crabs, and hairy feathers in lung syndrome. Not much else it know.
I left that bar when I saw "Canada's History" on a table.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
No one wants to learn about "Canada's History".
Schools expel children who try to learn about "Canada's History" in class.
by The Truth by the Chosen One February 07, 2010
by LightsGoneWild February 05, 2010
An extremely depraved sex act performed mostly by Canadian's during the intermission of a hockey game. The act itself requires getting a woman on all fours' atop stacked cases of Molson Canadian lager inside an igloo. A hoser then approaches from behind dressed as a Mountie, with a solid erection, a bag of milk and a book of apologies. The guy then pours a third of the milk into the chick's gaping anus. With his penis thrusting into her hungry beaver, he inserts one finger into her milky pooper and proceeds to smear it across her upper lip in a move reminiscent of a Dirty Sanchez. However in Canada this chocolate milk mustache maneuver is known as a "Grossier Benoit". Then after a fairly rapid expulsion of creamy maple butter, the hoser gives a heartfelt apology to his lover for not lasting until the end of the intermission.
Stephan gave a little Canada's History to Sylvie last night. As an apology he took her out for some poutine and maple syrup in the morning.
by Blumpster March 11, 2010
When someone shits in the Stanley Cup, adds a gallon of maple syrup, heats it in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes, pours it over moose antlers, and then shoves the sticky antlers in another person's ass.
My asshole is practically glued shut today. Last night this crazy chick tricked me into getting a lesson in Canada's History.
by Colbertsoldier February 05, 2010
Canada's History is when you get drunk on whiskey and sleep with your(now older) childhood babysitter.
Whoa man....I can't go to high school reunions anymore. It's Canada's History every time I go back to my hometown.
by whateverlosangeles February 05, 2010