Calm

A reaction when someone describes the artist instead of describing the vibe of a song.

Boy: "yo bae, come listen to this new song wit me."

A few minutes later...

Girl: "he's so calm."

Boy: "he is, but the song is too, right?"

by MarvYeezNation October 9, 2024

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the calming dutchman

While searching for potential mates you aquire chloroform and forceably persuade a woman and or man into your creeper van making sure that they cannot identify you. Once they wake up they are in a cell in a basement where you price we to "rescue them". They will be so grateful that they will instantly fall in love with you allowing you to have them live with you and they are eternally grateful. However the love scene doesnt last long before you pose as someone else and kidnap them all over again. Then you rescue them again. Convincing them every time to go further into your fantasies. Until one night or day where its time to provide an end to the illusion. So while they are tied up, gagged, with pepto bismol all over them with the tens unit hooked up to their privates and 15 dildos poked in all their holes you decide to reveal to them that you are the perpetrator who keeps kidnapping them. Then while they are freaking out you seek out to calm them while fucking their asshole. If they do not call down after a few minutes you cut their throats and fuck them while they bleed out. They finally calm down after they are exsanguinated and you finish what you were doing.

The calming dutchman is definitely on my bucket list.

by The calming dutchman August 17, 2020

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calm your farm

A phrase created by Ethan Lockyer when playing four square at primary school in 2015

calm your farm Flynn calm your farm, stop hitting little boys with balls

by goofcakes May 24, 2024

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calm your tits

When someone gets too excited over small things...

Wow David's text was a bit much... Hey David calm your tits.

by canea October 21, 2020

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Calm Luh Fit

A fashionable outfit, nothing too outlandish or unorthodox, notably different from the term “Luh Calm Fit”. The term was popularized by the best rapper in the world known as Tweaknh in his song “Calm Luh Fit”.

“Damn bro what you got on?”
“Nothing too crazy it’s just a Calm Luh Fit.”

by COSTLEE14M December 22, 2023

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