Cake

verb: to become so exhausted or intoxicated that you fall asleep in the middle of a social event. There is a certain connotation of defeat; to cake is to fail to keep up with the mind and body punishing schedules of your peers. A shortening of the phrase driving the Hostess Twinkie truck, which has the same meaning.

1. "Guys, I gotta go home, I'm about to cake."
2. "Oh, Eric's caked over there on the couch."

by Meghan January 29, 2004

cake

East coast slang for rich people--instead of eating bread, they eat cake.

Yeah we don't really go there anymore, it's on the cake side of town.

by mcmahon May 10, 2007

cake

Something that is easy.

That's so cake.
This is so cake.
Cake work.
Too cake.
It's so cake.

by 6FingazInDaFlesh November 23, 2014

Cake

A lie

The cake is a mother fucking lie!

by EdgeworthFucker July 2, 2011

Caking

The act of taking cake and pushing it into your partners rectum. They then push it back out and you both enjoy dessert, usually with a post sex cup of tea or coffee.

Had a serious birthday caking sesson last night with my boyfriend. He was spitting crumbs for hours after.

by Gouranga1969 September 27, 2018

cake

bromance between calum freaking hood and luke frickin hemmings

If you dont ship cake go jump off a bridge.

by fivesosasf April 4, 2015

Cake

Largly meaning useless. Related to retarded or moronic happenings where one seems to have left their brain at home.

*Guy turns on blender without lid on*

Dude #2: Fucking cake bro!

*Osama bin laden forgets to change his privacy settings on facebook to private*

The White House: We have that cake bastard now!

*launches bombs on Islamabad*

by MrMeticulous September 25, 2011