Fuck Buffet

Fuck buffet: a method of serving up fucking in such a manner as one would have many options for sex but none of them are especially pleasing. In a fuck buffet the emphasis is on quantity of choices as opposed to quality of choices.

Ex- "After joining Tinder, Cindy was able to participate in a veritable fuck buffet of coitus, after which she needed a round of antibiotics."
See also gang bang, orgy

by SB178 May 10, 2016

Warren Buffet

Finishing in second place. Although not a bad thing, it's still not first. Refers to the money race between bill gates and warren buffet.

Your just motha fuckin Warren Buffet. You up for another game of ping pong?

by Ipacock May 26, 2006

Tate Buffet

A restaurant in which patrons "dine" on tates in a sloppy and animalistic fashion. The "fine" dining establishment was created, built, and masterminded by none other than sole proprietor (and #1 customer) Jason P.

Jason always orders a side of dingleberries when he goes to the Tate Buffet for a late night snack.

by Agnes September 10, 2003

kentucky buffet

the act of shitting, pissing, spitting, puking, and ejaculating on a lactating, crying mentally retarded pregnant girl (who may or may not be from the bluegrass state)

fella 1: Remember Colleen?
fella 2: That pregnant gal?
fella 1: Yep, me and Baxter gave her a Kentucky buffet.
fella 2: (weeps softly for humanity.)

by van hellno March 1, 2011

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

Ringworm Buffet

analingus

She's so sweet, I'd give her the Ringworm Buffet.

by Al Morrowfield May 27, 2003

Alligator Buffet

When you are receiving oral sex on your penis, when a waitress holding a tray of hot coffee walks by. Upon witnessing this act, she spills the coffee all over the floor, then a Mexican cleaning guy runs in naked and dumps a can of Hawaiin Punch all over her face.

Parke: Fuck Grace! That dome would've been sweet if it wasn't for the Alligator Buffet
Grace: At least you didn't get Hawaiin Punch all over your tits.

by The janitor69 December 11, 2011