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by GovernmentGorrila August 3, 2021

BROdudes

The BROdudes are a type of BRO that is typically made up of some sort of video/computer game addiction + a love for shitty METAL + a strong like for underaged sluts + big mouths used for talking tons of shit for the most ridiculous reasons (& used to give bro jobs) + an insercurity issue + bromo sexual tendencies. See bro job definiton2.
Not to be confused with "dude-bra."
A Bro Dude will never be spotted in public without another Bro Dude. They need one another in order to feel TOTALLY AWESOME! When spotted at bars, parties, or any other drunken social event - it is pretty much a guarantee that they will start shit with numerous people - TALKTALKTALK SHIT - & NEVER finish what they start. Instead they run home with their penis tucked between their legs to play WOW..where they can once again feel superior through a fictional game character. Bro Dudes believe anything metal is cool (as mentioned above). This includes ravens, snakes, skulls, blackest of the black, & big &/or long hairs blowing in the wind.

(Box2 & SLammy are two BROdudes at a party.)

Box2: "BRO, look at those sluts - lets go run a train on them."

Slammy: "Sweeeeet, BRO!"

(as they walk over to the sluts, they were intercepted & some other guys beat them to the sluts..)

Slammy: (goes into BROdude muscle bro-mode with chest puffed out & gets within 1 inch of Box2's ear..) "BROOOO, is it cool?! IS IT COOL?!?!"

Box2: "NO, BROOO!"

(the 2 BROdudes then commence the shit talking & leg pissing to mark their territory.)

by turtle taint December 9, 2008

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos October 26, 2008

brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

Bokumchars

Japanese food, a small soft sponge snack. Bokumchars come in a very large range of flavours. Bought from the dairy or convenience store, has a clear packet with red writing. Highly addictive food.

"Im going down the road to buy some Bokumchars"

by cheekynzgirl July 6, 2008

brocularity

Bro-inspired hijinks.

Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)

by leescott September 6, 2009

booku'

a hella large sum of something.
booku=hella awesome.
commonly used by black people

"That party last night was booku' awesome."
"Its safe to say that Heath Ledgers performance in The Dark Night was hella booku'.

by tacoturtle November 25, 2009