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Brett Kavanaugh drunk

Getting black out drunk while being such a priviledged rich white frat boy that you'll never face any consequences for your actions.
Remember that time in college you got so Brett Kavanaugh Drunk last night you went on a racist diatribe to a homeless black veteran then sexually assaulted like 6 female classmates after getting your acceptance to law school?
by Papabear81 October 8, 2018
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brett's mom

1) A substitute for the "your mom" punchline of a 'yo momma' style joke. Used among friends to prevent from offending one another during a good volley of good-natured mother-insults.

2) An alcoholic beverage popular among the Los Angeles nightclub and bar scenes. A "Brett's Mom" is prepared differently be every bartender and described only as "something that smells skanky and goes down easy." Bartenders are given creative license to prepare a surprise concoction of their own invention whenever the drink is ordered and many of them take great pride in the originality of their respective recipes which are sometimes even served flambe as a "Flaming Brett's Mom"

3) A highly sought after strain of indica-based marijuana grown in Northern California. "Brett's Mom" is known to induce an energetic and euphoric high often discussed among aficionados with remarks such as "Air body get did good by Brett's Mom"
1) "What's the difference between the Mojave Desert and Brett's Mom? The Mojave is easier to get wet and a hell of lot easier to get across."

2) "Excuse me, bartender, could I get two Brett's Moms?" "Uh... what's in that?" "It's up to you, really. It's just something that smells skanky and goes down easy."

3) "Hey man, did you bring Brett's Mom? I'll trade you some L.A. Confidential for some of that."
by Undercover Bob June 19, 2008
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Brett Favre Selfie

A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....
by Salty ballz November 11, 2013
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Brett Michaels

(adj.) excessively large and fake.
"That girl has Brett Michaels tits."
(Watch Rock of Love. The word will make so much more sense.)
by tits s. January 18, 2009
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Brett Favre'in

Yo yo yo, ol man Johnson just turned 60 and he is still trying to play ball?! What is he Brett Favre'in??
by Quiksillvr October 9, 2008
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Brett Favre

God... Often associated with pure, unadulterated, GREATNESS... also, often referred to as a "LEGEND"... could beat Chuck Norris in street fight... makes every other single person seem worthless
Brett Favre is, well, GOD!
by Ryan J. X-Factor February 14, 2008
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brett favre

Synonym of bad fart; he just doesn't go away.
Brett Favre really is like a bad fart, he said he would retire for the past 3 years!
by all the others are chosen February 25, 2011
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