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Brazilian carvery

The art of oral sex performed on a woman who has had a "Brazilian" down below.
Brazilian carvery. "Fernando had a lucky hit last night", he met Cosenza at the Bodega bar". "The chic has got a wicked Brazilian going on". "So I guess Fernando will be having a "Brazilian carvey" tonight then.
by bigbadguy August 29, 2009
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Brazillian Steamboat

Is a prank that happens when one person is in the shower and another person enters the bathroom and takes a nasty shit in the toilet. By the time person number one is finished with their shower, a large amount of steam will have accumulated in the room. The smell from the toilet will then be stuck at the bottom layer of steam which conveniently is about face level. This makes it almost impossible to exit the bathroom without smelling person number 2's handywork.
hey, person 1 is in the shower, i'm gonna go run the brazillian steamboat on him.
by MiamiDolphins December 16, 2010
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brazilian mullet

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilian mullet.

Her brazilian mullet was full of dingleberries.
by taintripper2000 January 2, 2012
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Brazilian Flap Jack

Occurs when, after cumming on your partner's chest, you gather the semen into a pool resembling a pancake on the griddle. You allow the cum to dry, then peel off the pancake and eat it (or, if you like, share it with your partner).
We thought about going out for breakfast, but decided to stay in and share some Brazilian Flap Jacks.
by DougD December 28, 2008
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Brazilian wax

When your national soccer team is being clipped and shaven by its opponent in an embarrassing way.
In the semi-final of the WC soccer the Seleção got a Brazilian wax by Die Mannschaft.
by 27ants July 9, 2014
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brazilian hamster

A sexual position that involves A man, woman and a hamster. As a man caresses and the woman begins to play fiddle sticks with his penis, he puts a blindfold over her eyes allowing her to heighten her other senses. He then tells her "I have a surprise for you". The man later takes a hamster (hopefully within an arm's reach) and shoves the hamster into the woman's anus or vagina. The woman should feel pleasured as she believes it's another man's penis while the hamster tickles her downstairs with it's fur and movement.
"Laura came over yesterday and i gave her the brazilian hamster. She said it felt like a vibrating penis."
by sporky76 March 2, 2008
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Pull a Brazilian

To Pull a brazilian is similar to the slang term to wax that ass…
However, the intercourse is performed in a more impassioned manner.

Meaning:

To perform sexual intercourse on a woman in such an intense manner, you devoid her of all her sexual fluids. Rendering the female body incapable of producing its natural lubrication. The friction is so intense, any pubic hair in the region is in essence, waxed right off. The proper ending to this maneuver is to slap the woman on the buttock as you leave the lucky recipient utterly raw and spent.
ie; That guy fucked me so good he pulled a brazilian me. Girl my legs were so weak, my body went limp & my pussy was so dry… I couldn’t fuck anymore If I wanted too.

Dude, I’m gonna pull a brazilian on that girl.
by Alejjjandro February 20, 2011
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