Boobs

A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc.

*Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel.
*I am sorry but fat boobs don't count.

*If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.

"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters!"

"If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"

by Mental Muscle January 24, 2012

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boobs

something that i have that is extremely large on my chest(F-cup) . the little pleasure parts that guys love to stick their sexy boners in. also something that feeds babies when a girl has sex with that sexy boner and gets pregnant.

"my boobs are bigger than yours!
"man,i get a boner just looking at that slut's boobs"

by luvdub123 March 23, 2009

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boob

A) A nickname for a good friend of ours, who's name we won't tell because it might be embarassing +HI BOBO!!!!+
B) A thing on a woman's body (unbelievably there are actually 2 of them in most cases)that hurts like shit when it is kicked, punched, poked, pulled, or bitten.

A) HI BOOB!!! How's it going?

B) DAMN!!! Don't bite my boob again, it hurts like shit!!!!!

by giudizio August 1, 2003

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