Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

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bonotonous

The constant droning and preaching from celebrities like BONO!

Live 8 was pretty good, but it was pretty bonotonous hearing all the celebs telling us how great they were.

by Fat Pat July 23, 2008

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Bonuts • Bonutz • bonita • Bokuto • Bontemps • bonet • bonita applebum • Bogut • bokuto.theowl • bonith

When a married man "borrows" another woman's (besides his wife's) body parts for purely selfish sexual acts. Also known as cheating except commiting a "bocutti" is not specific to intercourse and is a selfish sex act. ANY sort of sexual act, with ANYBODY BUT your wife. Borrowing a woman's body for a brief sex act(oral, hands, intercourse, web-caming, sexting, cybering, etc) only. It can also include using said experience later for thought during masturbation. Must be free otherwise you're just getting a hooker, but it is okay to treat the female like a hooker.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

strange, cheating, etc.

Dude! I pulled a bocutti on some random chick at work today on lunch break.

My wife's out of town this weekend, I have got to get some fresh bocutti!

by Tricky Chick November 7, 2010

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Bocut

When ya barber don’t care about you Nd throw clippers at ya head

I told my barber I was not paying for my cut before I got it cut Nd he gave me a bocut Nd everybody would bid and say like at the yb bocabulary head. Ahhhhhh he got shaped up wit a butter knife

by Bocut November 2, 2018

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Chiquita Bonita

Someone who enjoys the sexual pleasures fruit such as bananas.

Guy#1 -I heard Heather is a Chiquita Bonita, is this true?
Guy#2 -Yup, she definitely is, she has the most extensive banana collection I have ever seen.

by The Toothless Puffball December 6, 2013

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