by DFDSFSsdfsdf June 25, 2008
Get the bored wankmug. by HolzLaim February 12, 2022
Get the I'm boredmug. what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
by Kevin1212 January 27, 2007
Get the i'm boredmug. Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.
David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.
by MAHSPACEBARISBROKENKTHNXBYE May 22, 2009
Get the porn boredmug. Someone who can't help tell a shit story even when people are blatantly not interested, Has No banter and a general cunt probably named Pete or chris.
by Fuck knuckle16 September 22, 2016
Get the boring cuntmug. 