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Blake

the prettiest funniest most amazing best friend anyone could ask for

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She doesn’t even go here
my best friend Blake
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Generally an overall dick but sometimes comes off as a good old asshole he can be egghead sometimes and takes overlarge shits but it's all fine cause the word bastard sums him up
Holy shit thats Blake! Run for it!
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You see that Blake? He sucks dick
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a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say Blake. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes. This name is most often found in the south. The southern meaning of this name usually is associated with "Low Income" trailer parks and fugly girlfriends.
Geeze Dewayne, did you see that guy get Blaked.

Shoot man, you know this house looks like a Blake trailer.
by Handy Johnny February 10, 2010
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a sexi boi. A vry sexi boi.
“ oh look at that sexi boi go, I bet his name’s Blake. “
“ it is Blake ):0 “
“ HUZAH BOW DOWN BEFORE ME PHEASANT
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A moderately athletic boy from noseambeak who aspires to have biceps big enough to be in proportion to his inhumanly sized nose.

It is said that when he last sneezed a reported 3 million people sadly passed away in the resulting hurricane that flooded nothern America.
There’s blake with the dorsal fin
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Blake. Is there really a definition?? He's a real charmer, very much a ladies man. He can get embarrassed, but isn't often. He's very funny and he is sweet to the girls. He respects their opinions and doesn't tolerate any rumors for any reason. He is very protective and is kinda a jealous type. He makes sure you are always safe and he is a real risk taker sometimes. He sometimes wont answer your texts, but any time you feel sad or have the blues, just one word from him will make you feel better in some unexplainable way. In basically all ways, he's is absolutely awesome to us girls!!!
Guy 1: Hey who is that guy?? Why are all the girls always with him?
Guy 2: Oh I don't know. Yeah all the girls are with him, but he's got a gf and he isn't the cheating type.
Blake: My name is Blake btw. You guys can have these girls as long as you're good to 'em. I wanna get back to my gf but these ladies wont leave me alone.
by jessieloves......paiden August 25, 2017
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