by grizzlyfrazzle January 26, 2017
Get the bit stuff mug.1. Did you hear what Nick did to me yesterday, he totally bit the monkey.
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!
by Kell Bell 4 ever December 15, 2003
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Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.
Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!
by crunchytoast April 7, 2011
Get the bit schlepper mug.Used in online gaming. Upon winning a game after losing many matches you log out immediately. This leaves the guy online annoyed after losing only once and with no opportunity for redemption.
I was playing Need For Speed on PS3 losing every time. After 10 games, I finally "Bit the Dangled Carrot!"
by RipperCLT February 21, 2014
Get the bit the dangled carrot mug.A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.
by Mutie SD October 12, 2015
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by oliver ob January 6, 2004
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