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bismark

after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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bismark

A biographical/geographical name that apparently very few people here can spell right. "Bismarck" is also a name of the German battleship that was sunk, what a pity.
Is an example of "bismark" really necessary? Go browse through an encyclopedia.
by Ottoman Turk October 2, 2005
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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine October 11, 2006
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bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}
The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.
by GeneGine September 24, 2008
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bismack

short clean word for bitch smack.
i just want to bismack that girl so bad.
by miss1993 June 30, 2010
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bismarck

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.
Let's go to Bismarck.
by The Terminator July 21, 2008
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Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.
So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.
by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011
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