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Bidet

A word pertaining to a creepy p dough US usurper of the White House named Joe Biden who has unnatural relations with girls in his extended family.
Bidet just missile striked a dozen innocent women and children in Afghanistan.
by BlueNoMatterWho November 15, 2021
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Nature's Bidet

a naturally occurring spring or geyser one uses to bathe the genital and perineal areas of the body
Unhappy Camper: I forgot my toilet paper when I came to camp at Yellowstone and now i have to poop but there's only cacti to relieve the poo from my bottom. What should I do?

Local: Well you should use Nature's Bidet. Go poop on that mound over there and don't get up until 35 or 120 minutes have passed.
by Keeton1229 September 25, 2011
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Bidet

The act of spitting a fluid into your partner's asshole.
"Do you want to try out these new waterproof sheets?" "Sure, only if we play bidet tonight." "What's bidet?" "My face is the bidet and this drink is the fluid" (holds up 44oz Mt. Dew from 7-11)
by J's A's August 1, 2019
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Alaskan bidet

The act of putting an ice cube up your ass to clean your ass after pooping.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had to pull out the Alaskan bidet method.
by Nanna elson November 17, 2025
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Bidet shit

A poop or shit that splashes toilet bowl water onto your bootie hole crack area therefore washing off the poop.
I went to take a shit, but there was no poop in the toilet paper, the bidet shit washed me out very well.
by Moose45 March 28, 2019
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newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.
newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.
by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018
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Bideting

A sex act where one person takes a large sip of water and holds it in their mouth while another person squats over their face. The first person then squirts the water up into the second person's anus, for the purpose of sexual stimulation.
my gf and i tried bideting last night, it was awesome!
by trubbish86 March 7, 2024
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