Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009

biblebasher

redneck fundamentalist Christian.

He' aint nothin but a biblebashing bastard.

by mich July 19, 2004

bimble

to go on an aimless wonder across barren wastelands, usually a biff at some point.

wanna go on a bimble?

do one!

by magnus n prime April 28, 2004

Bible

Basically, the Oprah of early times

If the bible says it, its gotta be true

by Mr. Seuss, PhD November 22, 2011

bible-humper

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

bible joint

when you smoke a joint using a page of the bible as rolling paper

man...i smoked the best bible joint last night.

by juliusceaser April 24, 2010

Bieble

The book of everything about Justin Bieber, or in short, the Bieber bible all in one combined word. Only crazy JB fans will look at this word and not be tortured by its existence.

Justin Bieber fan: OH MY GOD DID YOU SEE JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEW HAIRCUT!?!?!?!? HE LOOKS SOOO HAWT!!!

*More JB fans chatter away about everything Justin Bieber*

Random Guy: Wow, these girls are insane.

Other Guy: Yeah, they must read the Bieble.

by RockYourFuzzySocks April 9, 2011